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Many people are now joining the ranks of the online work at home numbers. Welcome! My online work at home job has been a wonderful alternative to commuting to a “traditional” office job.
But working from home has it’s new challenges. Human resources is now getting new employee complaints about coworkers.
Funny Boxer Dog Memes
I asked our Facebook page “It’s a Boxer Dog’s Life” what complaints do you have now about your coworkers. The response was hilarious and literally made me laugh out loud, and snort.
Here are just a few of the responses along with some funny dog memes to share.
“My coworker won’t stop licking me while I’m in the tub. Then when I ask him to stop he just stares at me awkwardly like I’m being rude….am I crazy or is the the rude one?” Sandra
“I fear my co-worker has been hitting the hooch on the job, thus violating the drug policy set forth by HR” April
My Boxer dogs have had to learn to adapt to my work schedule. I am lucky to have a separate room, a spare bedroom, for my office that I can shut the door.
But many of my new working at home colleagues only have a laptop.
My co worker makes extreme noise with her squeaky toys when I am on the phone with a client. I can’t post a picture due to her toy being inappropriate.
(It’s a squeaky Mr. Happy) Jennifer
“My co worker doesn’t believe in personal space. It’s particularly pleasant when he chuffs snot in my face.” Anita
” My co-worker drools all over the break room table when we are all eating Tracy”
” My coworker keeps sticking her tongue at me. Also, she won’t stop trying to lick me. “ Jacob
“My coworker whines about everything. He sleeps through his day (maybe narcolepsy) and barks at anyone who stops over to his office unannounced.” Calley
My coworker is so loud when she drinks water that everyone on the conference call asks “Who’s washing machine is that?” – Sherry
“My co-worker licked my face, put my hand in his mouth and then ran around in circles until he fell over.” – Carolyn
“My coworker keeps sticking his nose in appropriate places on my body. Not only does it violate social distancing protocols, but it is against a number of HR policies. Please advise!!! ” – Debbie
” My coworkers keep demanding that I scratch their butts and I’m tired of it!” – Julie
” My coworker can clear a room with his farts and doesn’t care.” – Kristin M
“He’s constantly coming out of his cubicle and demanding tummy tickles. One of us is going to get fired for sure.” – Ron H
“My co-worker blows gas all day and stinks up the whole house” – Paige L
“My coworker keeps licking her who-ha and shoving her nose up my butt every time I move.” – Sherri F
“My coworker gets to play outside while I’m chained to my laptop.” – Amber N
“My coworker asks for too many cookies, then gets the stinky silent but deadly toots .” – Elaine F
“My coworker demands my attention and ignores social distances.” – Sue Chap B
“My coworkers get to nap and I don’t. These double-standards are ridiculous.” – Cara N
“My co-worker sleeps on the job, eat like all day is break time and poop a lot!” – Michelle A
” My coworker’s farts are going to kill me!!” – Christina M
“My coworker is pretending to work but is obviously dozing off!! “ – Chrissy S